CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD INCOMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive flood of spam is about to explode down on your inbox. We're talking atrocious amounts of phony emails packed with sick porn. These losers are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned cash, so be super cautious. Don't click on any links in these emails, and flag them immediately. Stay safe out there!